This is an attempt to play true, slow metal with soaring vocals and a guitar solo. Not that I'm a good singer or guitarist. The song was originally written for the 3rd round of Song Fu #3 at QuickStopEntertainment.com. The video at www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdeIPpqT1lw hopefully augments the message and, well, the recipe.
lyrics
Seek the mother of a calf
And steal some of her milk
Take two cups and a half
Make sure they are filled
Take the feathered's unborn
And crack open their shell
Take all that's inside
And pour it into the cauldron
Pour it into the cauldron
Pour it into the cauldron
Seek the wheat in the valley
Defying the wind alone
Cut it down without mercy
And grind it with a stone
Separate it from the chaff
Obtain a snow-white powder
Take enough to fill two cups
And pour it into the cauldron
Pour it into the cauldron
Pour it into the cauldron
Stir it! Stir it! Stir it! Stir it!
Now take some of the thick mass and some oil
And pour it into the frying pan
Into the frying pan
Heat up the frying pan
Heat up the frying pan
Devour them all
Satanic pancakes
credits
from The Happiest Man,
released October 19, 2011
Written and played by Johannes Schult.
Recorded 30th March 2009 at W7, Trier.
Vocals, electric guitars, keyboards, programming.
